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Funny ditties about a wife for a birthday or anniversary

Here is the Pythagorean problem:

How to travel halfway across the country?

Where can I get flowers from the sea?

On your wife's birthday?

I won't go fishing

Sorry guys!

The fishing rods were taken to the landfill

On my wife's birthday!

Live without beer for a whole month!

The news breaks my soul!

Wife's birthday

I ate my entire salary!

Ditties about gifts for a wife or girlfriend

What to buy your wife as a gift?

Think, think, little boy!

Is it possible to remove the skin from a tiger?

The woman loves cats!

On a girl's birthday

I bought some plates.

And she with a plate

It hurt my crown!

Gave it to my wife

On the birthday of honey in the hive.

Only she will open her mouth -

I will release the swarm!

And my dear

I bought diapers.

There will be something for the wife to do,

Stop just kissing!

I bought my wife a herring

And she: “I want tights!”

I am a simple and Russian man:

"What's the use of them? “Not a snack!”

I will give my wife a pot

Birthday in July.

You, wife, listen to me -

I really want to eat!

Oh, my wife beat me

Head as a gift!

She wants a fur coat

With the brightest fur!

The wifey wants a car!

Just not the washing machine!

Well, I’ll just give her a tire

I was able to get bonuses!

If things go like this,

I'll give you a lock on your mouth!

Says too often

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There was a time: having fun
Me until morning.
And now I'm walking around a bit
The husband shouts: "It's time to go home!"

Unreliable girls
The country has been overrun.
Nowadays, rely
You can only use your wife!

I, sinning with a Georgian,
I was so deceived,
It turned out that big
He only has a cap.

The doctor gave me a pill
And he said: "Run to your wife"
But from his pills
I only made it to my neighbor's.

Don't scold me for my darling,
Dear Mother,
I'll just take a walk in the summer,
There will be a son-in-law in winter.

I still have a passionate lover
Didn't get caught among the guys.
At a glance - a clear falcon,
But in reality - a sparrow.

She stood naked in front of her sweetheart:
"Whatever you want, get it!"
Darling drank Coca-Cola,
Grab the Snickers and say goodbye.

You don't know what you're losing -
You won't marry me.
I'll cry for one day,
You'll be lost forever.

My darling cheated on me
And I suffered:
It was forty kilograms
Fifty to go!

Like mother-in-law's pancakes
Everything with a golden brown crust.
My dear wants
Coat with a chic mink.

After the wedding, our Emelya
Sad walks all year long:
He still has a wife
Protects a girl's honor.

How absent-minded my dear!
He took off his clothes and went to bed
And asked for details
Explain what comes next.

Oh, my darling, my good one,
Wait for me to woo:
My dad is terrible now -
Put it off until Saturday.

A pleasant background to our lives
Enter phone sex.
How can I make it so that the bucks
Should I pay for it by fax?

Soon I will become a housewife
At my sweetheart's house.
They will have dinner and sit down
By my order.

Who doesn't sing at a wedding?
Only modesty seems
He will go to sleep in trousers
He will lie down near the girls.

Darling reproached me at night:
Like, I'm a log in bed.
You know, it's time to change the saw,
All is not lost yet.

I drank a lot with my darling
White-red wine -
And she couldn't resist
Like the Berlin Wall!

I fell in love with a diver
There is only one torment with him:
Invites you on a date
Now to the shore, now to the bottom.

Our Vanek was sitting under a maple tree
Not with me, but with the punks.
I thought: still green.
It turned out to be blue.

The apartment is moving around like a walker,
Like poplars in a storm.
Oh, they fit great
Our biofields with her!

Girls don't marry
Dear darlings,
Don't split your braids
In two halves.

I'm tired of the will in girls,
A good lot for married people,
I will help my husband:
Buy perfume and dresses.

My son came to me: “I’m getting married!”
I sat down and sat.
Tomorrow my first-grader daughter
He will say: “I’m getting married!”

The weather was good:
Sun, grass. Silence!
If I weren't afraid of childbirth,
I would go into the forest with you.

Facts, girls, cry out:
With the “new Russian” it’s deaf!
Fingers stand like a fan -
That's all porn!

All the cuties are like cuties,
And mine is a fashion model:
If you leave the key at home,
Then he will crawl through the crack under the door.

According to our situation
White fluff flies all over.
Which guy doesn't kiss
He's not a guy, he's a fool!

In the movies he whispered to her sweetly:
"There is no better person in the world than you!"
The light was turned on, and this is grandma
Ninety-eight years old.

Could not contain the suffering:
Tears fell onto the floor.
Darling got circumcised
The decimeter was chopped off.

There is a bottle on the table
And in the bottle there is a lily.
Soon my dear will translate
In your last name.

They say I'm a beauty
Only in Sochi they don’t call
My cruise is short-
From the barn to the pond.

Tonight my dear
Made an offer.
I decided that I would accept
Its on first reading.

Cute strums a guitar
Until midnight:
Waiting in humanitarian anguish
Sexual help.

Don't marry girls -
Just boredom and sadness.
There will be small children -
Just groan and rock.

You and I got married.
Look, don't miss it!
So that they don't get stolen at night,
Put me under you!

Near the fence in a dark place
Once they deprived the grandmother of honor.
Every evening at the fence
Grandma is now waiting for a repeat.

The stars are shining in the sky.
We'll go to the bench.
My dear deputy
He will introduce amendments to love.

Yesterday I visited my family
I was terribly shocked:
They gave me a salary for a year,
But - condoms.

Feed your husband lard rarely,
Otherwise he will remember about his neighbor.
The neighbor has no lard,
But she is twenty years old.

Father, marry me
The girl on the far side.
So that she’s not skinny,
Salting to love.

I came to my wife from work,
Lo and behold, there are someone’s boots at the door.
Size - approximately forty-seven.
Maybe I should leave completely?

We, friends, have no doubts,
What ditties should be sung!
Once they came for a birthday -
There is no point in sitting silently!

I don’t know how old you are,
And why should I know this?
There are candles on a huge cake
You can take it and count it!

Steamships, steamships.
Oh, you steamboats.
Let them go back now
My friend, you are one year old.

Games, competitions, gifts
On your birthday for a reason!
Today is a holiday for you -
Red calendar day!

Oh, what our years -
We are alive by nature!
Why should we look at the passport?
We'd better sing songs!

We haven't eaten for ten days
And did not drink eight,
We eat everything at the table
Please ask for more!

But screw you! It wasn’t here -
So the hostess fed
That we can’t dance yet,
We can only sing ditties!

The chef makes meatballs
The horse makes manure.
I came for my birthday
But he didn’t bring a gift!

The phone doesn't stop ringing
From calls and sms.
Birthday raises
Interest in the person!

Coal is needed to
Maintain combustion.
And you need friends for that
To drink at your birthday party!

We came for a birthday
Sing and have fun
To cheer you up
And forget yourself a little.

Who is closest to the bottle there?
Pour it for the birthday girl!
We drink to your health,
And drink to your friends!

We were all invited to the restaurant,
The birthday was celebrated.
Would you like to celebrate again?
Yes, health is of no use...

I ate and drank,
I almost gave birth!
I will eat and drink more
To repay the gift.

Don't worry if it's your birthday
You can't eat anymore on your own.
You are quietly jam
Put it in your pocket!

Ditties from the hero of the day

Hello dear guests,
A feast awaits you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like,
For my health.

Oh, thank you mom -
She gave birth to me in July!
Get ready guys
To the forest with me for a barbecue.

Fifty or twenty five -
What's the difference?
Equally men
I fall in love with myself!

Congratulatory ditties with wishes

There is a mare standing on the mountain,
There is a harrow under the mountain.
Happy Birthday!
Pour some more wine!

The ship is sailing along the Volga,
And a motorboat along the Ob.
Happy Birthday
And we wish you love!

We all came from mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

I wish everyone a cutie,
And for you - a fashion model.
If you forget your key at home,
Then he will crawl through the crack under the door.

Be happy and safe
And live a long life
Our beloved, our dear,
The best person!

There's a picture on the wall
The picture shows a sailboat.
May you need less
There will be a syringe and a thermometer.

Galoshes float down the river
Four pieces in a row.
May all horoscopes be with you
They promise only joy.

So that your heart doesn't hurt,
I didn't feel dizzy
Rest safely today
And quit what you're doing!

We wish you on your birthday,
So that fate does not bypass,
Gave me a lot of money
And she gave you a wife!

Forty years - what a date,
Only half my life has been lived.
We want to live richly
So that you want and can.

On your birthday we wish you
Lots of happiness and love!
If you need to drink vodka,
Just call us!

On your birthday we wish you
For everything to come true.
Enough strength to work
Left for love.

There is a vegetable garden near the house,
There are beds in the vegetable garden...
Dear birthday boy.
Always be fine!

Birthday boy, take care
Body, soul, nerves.
Let them rustle in your pocket
Dollars and euros!

congratulations
I publicize:
Wish I want love
Well, and sex, in particular!

Cool Songs-Alterations to Husband for Anniversary and Birthday

1. White cap

White cap,
Striped collar.
Pioneers are brave
They asked directly:

Since what year Vova,
From which ship?
And on what seas
Has our sailor visited?
-

He is in the navy valiantly
Served 3 years
On the motherships with pride
I was fishing, not bothering.

The husband is very homely,
Bundle whatever you want
Traveled all over Thailand
Our hockey fan!

To the eternal pioneer
We wish you on your anniversary
Endless happiness
[…]*

2. Cool Song-Alteration for My Husband’s Anniversary from my Wife and Friends
(to the tune of the song "Diamonds" by Viagra)

Even the mirror is delighted with him -
Such persons
All the beauties in this world like
And to the police,
Armenian in everything, and no matter how it is,
Can't compare with him
Nowhere, no one, nothing, no way!

In this macho, a mile away, we are so beckoned
Barbecue smell
And his great Armenian intellect
Noticeable immediately
And how he makes you laugh with a funny joke,
Why are we going to cry?
Nowhere, no one, nothing, no way.

He doesn't have bags of simple money,
And the suitcases
He failed all Auchan and Metro
With your goods,
Yes, and meat is no problem for him.
Great plans
Nowhere, no one, nothing, no way.

There is no need to get lost in self-doubts,
Our Simon is gorgeous, no options,
He is beautiful in everything, without exception,
And we value such men more than diamonds!

Losing

We didn’t even get lost in self-doubts,
To sing Simon's praises here -
He promised everyone, without exception,
Give a valuable necklace with a bunch of diamonds
[…]*

3. Comic funny Song-Alteration to the Husband from his wife and children
(to the tune of the song "My Grandma Smokes a Pipe")

For some, the colonel is harsh,
Strict and very cool,
But we will talk about him without flattery -
My husband is not like that at all in real life:

Witty, soulful, wise
And our very kind hero of the day,
We love him very much and it’s not difficult for us at all
Just call him - Tsar!

Chorus:

The rest is up to us,
And we don’t need a better share -
We adore our King!

Even if he is not as tall as Uncle Styopa,
But it has weight in society,
And to ordinary serfs like us
Shows interest sometimes.

Well, what if the husband suddenly dances?
Or he’ll sing for us at karaoke -
We rejoice madly with such happiness,
After all, he is a great singer and dancer!

Chorus:
Our birthday boy would be pleased
The rest is up to us,
And we don’t need a better share -
We adore our King!

We wish him a new jeep,
Immense as his heart,
Traveling around the homeland - we know
There are no miles on earth than anything.

Let him be caressed by women's attention
He will also be a hundred years old,
After all, with such charisma and charm
Not a man - but just a dream!

Chorus:
Our birthday boy would be pleased
The rest is up to us,
And we don’t need a better share -
We adore our King!

4. Song-Remake for Husband - a cool gift from his wife for his anniversary
(to the tune of the song "Blood Type")

In the fall, Peter was born,
His destiny was great -
As an officer
served well,
[…]*
And “on horseback” he rode off to Moscow.

There's RosAtom
I waited anxiously
Rich surroundings
I met Petya -
The secretary is now serving him coffee.

And with abundance everything is in your mind,
All he needs is a yacht,
To fish on a grand scale,
And don’t loom in vain!
-

Let the fish swim towards him in a school,
So that his hobby could
To feed everyone, and not just to please the cat.

Let everything be a success in your career,
We will wipe the nose of the West,
And our Peter will trample later
On my way there.

So that RosAtom
their stations
I built a dozen there
The coolest
And also outdo Bill Ge-e-yts,
[…]*

5. Soulful Remade Song for Husband on his Birthday from his Wife and Friends
(to the tune of "The Bending of the Yellow Guitar")

We have a great reason to gather here today
In a cheerful company all together at the table -
Congratulate the birthday boy, sing and laugh,
Take Yurich on your chest and remember the past.

Fate has thrown a lot into my husband’s life,
But he comes from a mining family and is not weak in spirit,
We'll raise our glasses to the air of Sakhalin,
What gives character both strength and scale.

I walked across the sea and built a house in Bryansk,
And our Yurich planted a whole garden of trees,
With the care of his son and daughter, he raised beautiful,
And I’m glad to give away my last shirt for my friends.

Let’s remember a lot of good things about my husband
[…]*

6. Beautiful Song-Remake for Husband - an anniversary gift from his wife
(to the tune of Shufutinsky's song "September 3")

Every day is a bustle
We are in a hurry in all directions,
On business, to my work,

Bring, take,
What to eat and almost
We are no longer recognizable
But it comes again

That day in September, the most important,
The day when, forgetting about everything,
We and Ruslana will get together
Let's congratulate you again together.

We'll turn the calendar over
And on the twenty-fifth

No matter what the weather is like.

Among family, among friends,
Vanity will melt away like smoke,
And Crimea will unite us again
At Maly Mayak

And who couldn't from weekdays
Break out today - with your soul
They are with you in thoughts
At Maly Mayak
-

Our Ruslan is busy,
And I'm head over heels
As always, completely immersed in his work

Strict disposition and cool,
So silent
Inaccessible like a shadow
But that day will come

That long-awaited day in September,
The day when Ruslan is open in soul,
He is homely and the sweetest -
Among us you can be yourself

How rarely do we see you with children
Sometimes we see - from problems
Global you save the world
And as if everyone needs air,

But September will come again
And on the twenty-fifth
You will forget about things
And you will only be ours,

Losing -

We'll turn the calendar over
And on the twenty-fifth
My husband and I will rush to Crimea again,
No matter what the weather is like.
[…]*

7. Cool Remade Song - Congratulations to a Man
(adaptation of the lyrics of the song “Turn”)

For a great man
There are always reasons to drink
But we care!

This glorious birthday
We are especially impatient
We're waiting - we'll be happy to pour it

For a new turn, let it bring
Life only takes off

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see also Examples of other Congratulations on the website Stihi.Ru:

A sincere, touching and slightly humorous song-remake of a husband from his wife for his birthday (to the tune of M. Shufutinsky’s song “Seryoga-Captain”)

All my friends are here in full force,
And together as one family,
And here's happy birthday
It's my turn.

Cool Comic Congratulations on the Anniversary: a poem to your beloved Husband from your wife on the anniversary

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I'm lucky, I won't hide it
To be the wife of an awesome macho -
Witty, cheerful, desirable,
And in appearance - well, just handsome!

Heartfelt and slightly humorous congratulations in verse to my beloved Husband from his wife on his anniversary

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Happy thirtieth birthday, my love!
I want to say so many words
May this moment be unique
We could remember for a long time...

Cool Comic congratulations on the 60th anniversary of my husband - a funny fairy tale in verse

Beyond the endless fields,
Behind the mountains, behind the forests,
Among the pines, they say,
There is a man - just a treasure!
© Maryana Shell
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Touching Heartfelt Congratulations in Poems on the Anniversary to a beloved husband from his wife

I want to say a lot of warm words,
And, congratulating my husband on his anniversary,
I thank fate that there is love
As strong as mine and Andrey.
[. . .]

Heartfelt and touching Congratulations in Poems on the 75th Anniversary to my husband

What can you wish for such a person?
Who himself achieved and achieved everything,
Having lived for three quarters of a century,
Being able to appreciate every moment of life.

There is something to be proud of - a lot has been done,
[. . .]

Heartfelt Congratulations-Toast on Anniversary to a Man
(touching comic poems to your beloved husband from your wife)

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You combine all the roles perfectly -
Father of two daughters, worthy son
And it’s been 20 years since you devoured
A pound of salt for two with me alone